How to plug the oil spill

While politicians, engineers, business people and Kevin Costner have spent the past 30 + days trying to figure out how to stop the oil spill in the Gulf Coast, a simple Canadian farmer has held the answer all along:

Doug said:

"IT's easy to kill this well ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS GET A SUPER TANKER OF WHEAT , MIX IT WITH THE KILL MUD , PUMP IT DOWN HOLE IT WILL EXPAND WITH WATER AND SEAL THE WELL OFF. IT IS ENVIROMENT FRIENDLY EASY TO GET TO THE RIG AND A EASY QUICK FIX. gIT ER DONE. fARMER FROM CANADA."

From: "Obama arrives on Gulf Coast, pledges to 'keep at it'" (CTV)